Pricing
£39 a month. Every penny of it, published.
Two ways to buy it. Both of them fine by us.
£39a month
£45once
Subscribe
Selected£39a month
£1.30 a serving · 270 g pouch
- £6 less than a one-off, every month
- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48, always
- Skip a month or push it back six weeks
- Cancel in two clicks, no minimum term
- Price held for as long as you stay
Charged the day it ships, every 30 days. We email three days before, which people seem to like.
One pouch
£45once
£1.50 a serving · 270 g pouch
- One 270 g pouch, 30 servings
- No account made, no card stored
- Delivery free anyway: £45 clears the £40 line
- £6 a month more than subscribing
- Same 30-day refund either way
Most people who stay start here. About one in three of them never subscribes, and that is genuinely fine.
Where the £39 goes
Averaged across the twelve months to March 2026, per subscription pouch, from our own management accounts. Rounded to the nearest 5p, with the VAT already taken out.
- Ingredients and blending
- £16.40
- Wages, rent on Aylestone Road, the phone
- £10.90
- What is left over
- £5.25
- Royal Mail Tracked 48
- £2.65
- Pouch, scoop, label, box
- £1.90
- Card and platform fees
- £1.05
- Eurofins testing, per pouch
- £0.85
No athlete, no podcast host, no ambassador. At our volume an endorsement deal works out at about £14 a pouch, and it would have to come out of the first two lines.
Four ways to spend the money.
Prices checked in March 2026. The £79 column is the average of the four best-known greens subscriptions sold in the UK, none of which we are going to name, because naming them is a marketing tactic and this is meant to be a table.
Cost per serving
- Steady
- £1.30
- Typical £79 greens subscription
- £2.63
- Supermarket multivitamin
- £0.09
- Buying the six main actives separately
- £2.10
Every dose published
- Steady
- Yes, all 32
- Typical £79 greens subscription
- No, proprietary blends
- Supermarket multivitamin
- Yes
- Buying the six main actives separately
- Yes
Heavy metal results published per batch
- Steady
- Yes, on this page
- Typical £79 greens subscription
- On request
- Supermarket multivitamin
- No
- Buying the six main actives separately
- Depends on the brand
Vitamin D3
- Steady
- 25 µg
- Typical £79 greens subscription
- 25 µg
- Supermarket multivitamin
- 10 µg
- Buying the six main actives separately
- 25 µg
Magnesium
- Steady
- 100 mg bisglycinate
- Typical £79 greens subscription
- 26 mg oxide
- Supermarket multivitamin
- 56 mg oxide
- Buying the six main actives separately
- 100 mg bisglycinate
Ashwagandha
- Steady
- 300 mg KSM-66
- Typical £79 greens subscription
- In a blend, dose not stated
- Supermarket multivitamin
- None
- Buying the six main actives separately
- 300 mg KSM-66
Minimum term
- Steady
- None
- Typical £79 greens subscription
- Three months
- Supermarket multivitamin
- n/a
- Buying the six main actives separately
- n/a
Things to open each morning
- Steady
- One
- Typical £79 greens subscription
- One
- Supermarket multivitamin
- One
- Buying the six main actives separately
- Six
One thing worth saying out loud. If the only reason you are here is vitamin D in the winter, go and buy the £8 supermarket multivitamin, or a £4 bottle of D3 from the pharmacy, and spend the other £35 on vegetables. That is a completely sensible thing to do and we would rather write it down than pretend the fourth column does not exist.